What happens now?

So the hot lesbian at my work was recently fired. Didn't realize how boring my job was until the eye candy was missing.....She wasn't drop dead fucking gorgeous or anything like that, but I would compare her to a movie on a plane. It's not always great, but its something to watch when you're bored.......and now that its gone I keep sitting here wondering, "well what happens now?" and "how much longer on this flight?" Anyways I just ran into her at Old Navy but it just wasn't the same. Even though she gave me the "Hey whats up look" I just wasn't in the mood to flirt. Maybe its because there aren't a row of cubicles in between us now....who knows.

Oh well it could've been something sweet, short lived and meaningless.....to bad you couldn't last through the temporary assignment

Ohhh Chris...

So Chris Brown has been very low key since the world now knows that he beats his girlfriends ass!
This is one of the first videos I have seen since the incident, and he really doesnt touch on the subject. He just reminds people that haters hate, oh and that " I ain't no monster"

Dont worry Chris sweetie, Rhi Rhi looks like she has a mouth on her. She prolly deserved a slap, and a punch, a couple of punches, oh and some biting...biting is a must, and ramming her head into the window. Well whatever the point is, that monsters would do way worse things then that. Like threaten you by saying "Bitch Imma real kill you now" oh wait....well nevermind, lets just say Chris is to cute to ALWAAAYS be a monster. Only a temporary one :)

Wknd Highlights

So I went to LA for one of my best friends graduations. And we were running around the whole time, between all the shopping and BBQ's, lounges, bars, and comedy shows, we actually got some sleep in. Not much but some :)

BBQ number 1



You know I had to take a picture of some kicks!!


Proud of you mama



My niggaz








Had a great time, I cant wait for my next trip

My new shit

Not all that new, but I cant get this song out my head.
And I LOVE Keri Hilson, plus i feel less like a teenager bumping her song instead of soulja boys LOL

turn my swag on (dime divas remix) - keri hilson

Stay tuned...

I'm bouncin out for the holiday weekend. But I will return with updates & pictures from SUNNY LA!!!!!


Congrats to Fer Fer for graduating!! WOOTS

Is Kristin replacing LC?

Now that Lauren Conrad is off The Hills, Kristin Cavallari is shaking things up.

"Basically...they want me to come in and start drama," she tells Ryan Seacrest's "I'm good for it, it's fun."

Her plans: "Drinking, fighting, hooking up -- all that good stuff!" she jokes.

Plus a romance with Audrina Patridge's ex, Justin Bobby, as first reported by Us Weekly.

"I sat next to him at [Heidi and Spencer Pratt]'s wedding, yes," Cavallari hints. (The wedding episode, airing May 31, is the show's season finale -- and her debut.)

Cavallari says she didn't push her former foe, Lauren Conrad, out of the show.

"I had nothing to do with that! She was leaving, and I thought it was a good time to come in because she's gone," Cavallari says, adding that she'll "hopefully" become the next narrator.

(And their feud is so Laguna Beach, anyway. "We're fine now," she says, adding they hang out when they run into each other, but Cavallari doesn't "call her every day.")

Cavallari also tells Seacrest she introduced the Pratts.

"I don't talk about that too much," she jokes. "I was dating Brody [Jenner], and Spencer was Brody's best friend, and Heidi wanted me to introduce her to a guy."

Sex and the Surrogate?

Sarah Jessica and Matthew Boderick are expecting twins daughters from a surrogate mother.

The Sex and the City star said the heightened media attention has led to an invasion of the woman's privacy.

The surrogate's telephone and computer have been hacked into, and she has received threats, Parker says, adding that the stress has taken its toll on her, and she worries about her.

"I care deeply about her, and I am incredibly outraged by the sort of extraordinary and unprecedented invasion of her privacy," Parker says

The girl that shakes her head

Ok guys..... I know that somehow you convince each other that the lame fads you come up with when you were drunk or high are good ideas. But here is a classic example of why that should stop, WTF are you doing carrying a god damn purse around??

May I add I don't see a women anywhere in sight? I am all about personal style, and when you got style you can pull anything off. But this nigga is jus tryin to start another lame fad and he needs to let it go.....let it go snoop!!! You know when you walk into a room and get the feeling that people are talking about you, well they are..and I am the chick that is shaking her head when you walk by.

You just lost OG points for this one, and that shit doesn't even match with your outfit!!
Go big or go home

TP your neck

Only $35,
Necklace is a 18 inch sterling silver snake chain, made in Italy. The TP is held onto the chain with sterling silver wire.

Get it here.

How long have you to been about to break up?

This man is hilarious....watching it on comedy central right now.

Adventures in myspace

Nice picture, something happened to your shirt though :/



I guess this is cheaper advertising for ford.

Last week of Finals

I am very proud to announce that MY finals are officially over. In my "graphic communication" classes I had to create a magazine cover, and in illustrator I had to create a CD cover. (front & back)

So here is my work:


Magazine Cover




CD cover (Front)


CD cover (back)

Be careful what you wish for

Why is it that men do not consider themselves as successful unless they are blowing money on useless shit and gadgets, and rotating multiple women in and out of their bed? Don't get me wrong I understand the appeal of everyone being attracted to you, and being able to play people. It's all fun and games and who doesn't like a good competition. But when my guy friends are telling me their problems, none of them even like having a list of chicks!!! All they really want is one!!!!

Then they make excuses for never deciding on one from their list of chicks. " She is playing me too", " she isn't very trustworthy", "I can't stand that girl", "she has to much drama", "she is crazy", " she just ain't the one". So until they feel like they have found "the one" they continue wasting their time with chicks they barely like all in an effort not to be alone. Or to be admired by their friends, and other men. But think of how much maintenance it is to "date" more then 1 girl....

That means more then 1 period a month, more attitudes to deal with, more money to spend on each chick (and don't front you know you do) more attention you need to give to each chick, more apologies, more chances of getting caught/loosing them. And all other unpredictable shit that women do....ugh it wipes me out just thinking about all of it.

Plus when you do meet the girl you actually do want, that women has to deal with all the baggage you have accumulated over the years. YIPEEE now there is something every women wants....(insert sarcastic comment here)

No matter what you have, who you play, or how much money you make at the end of the day you are only left with you. And lots of other lonely, superficial things that really don't make you happy...........but hey according to your friends your successful right?

She just took sexy back

Have you ever seen a 13 yr old trying to be sexy? It's all weird and awkward looking, and screams trashy. It's just pitiful and you wanna slap the kid back to their senses.

Well that is how I would describe Heidi Montag's video......weird, awkward looking, and trashy!!

ENJOY :)

Hurricane Chris + Dancing = Halle Berry

Another lame dance move I won't getting into....catchy song though. It's the thug in me that can't let this shit go :)

BTW something tells me Halle Berry isn't flattered.

If you don't know, now ya know

Do you think you'll have the same boyfriend/​​girlfriend a year from now?
Doubt it


If you ended up in jail, who would be most likely to end up in there with you?
Kim

Were you single on Valentine's Day?
No


Have you smoked a cigarette today?
Nope.


Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Only when people are infatuated with me...once they come to there senses they realize how much I suck


What is something you disliked about your day?
Complainers.....

What's the last thing you said out loud?
"Get to bed!!"


How's your hair looking?
LOL its had better days

Anyone you would like to get things straight with?
I'm always straight forward


Do you think the drinking age should be lowered to 18?
I dnt give a rats ass


Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
Mos def


Would you rather your partner have gorgeous eyes or a gorgeous smile?
Smile


Have you ever broken someone's heart?
So I have heard....


Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/​​girlfriend smokes?
They wouldn't be my boyfriend/​​girlfriend if they did, we would prolly just mess around ;)


Do you think relationships are hard?
So hard I don't want to bother with them


Suppose you find out something bad happens to someone you dislike, what do you do?
Shrug my shoulders and say "that's to bad"


What did you do for the 4th of july this past year?
I dn't remember


Who was last to smack your butt?
Eden


What were you doing the last time you were in the bathroom?
Taking a shower


This time last year, do you remember who you liked?
Ryan


Do you have a hard time trusting people?
Mos Def

Without naming any names, say something to somebody:
I'm sorry I am so fucked up. Is it cliche to say it's not you its me?

Can you recall the last time you liked someone?
Mos Def


Last time you felt bad about someone/​​something?​​
About 3 days ago


Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Hope so


You can receive a 500$ gift card to one place; which place is it?
Prolly Target


If you can donate blood, but don't, what is your reason?
JW BABY!!! BLOOD IS SCARED!!


Do you experience hyperactivity after drinking an energy drink?
*sigh* sadly yes


Have you ever dated someone just because of their looks?
What do you consider dating? Does messing around count?


What was something you always got in trouble for as a kid?
Lying


Do you still get in trouble for that now?
Yes but not from my parents :)


Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
Both.... if your cool I will get along with you


Are you picky about who you give your number to?
I dn't give it out at all


Have you ever been called heartless?
its my fucking life story


Have you ever liked someone older than you?
its my fucking life story


How are you doing overall today?
Cool


When was the last time that you had ice cream?
Today at my job's Ice Cream social


Do you honestly hate anyone?
Naaaw never that


Which kind of soda/pop is your favorite?
Pepsi/Sprite


Do you prefer the morning or night?
Night.


Would you rather wear jeans or sweatpants?
Sweatpants


Can you whistle?
Mos Def


Are you watching this season of American Idol?
This is bullshit....NEXT QUESTION


Could you picture yourself on a reality TV show?
Hell naw!


What is the last movie that you watched?
IDK. Im sure it was some kiddie movie


What is something random about yourself?
I'm a tomboy

Celebs turned Designers

N.E.R.D, Dita Von Teese, Kate Perry, and Cyndi Lauper all turned fashion designers to raise money for the Fashion Against AIDS campaign.

ByterZ will be eaten

Boogie Monstarz are hosting "Boogie Nights" every 3rd Thursday at Club 21 in Sac.

Phil Tayag of JabbaWockeez is the Director of the the dance crew, go out to support or just to have a good time

Eat a

Found this on the WW blog and I LOVE IT!!

Takin a trip

You can catch me in frisco this weekend

1 Funny ass lady

LOL my favorite part is the frivolous dick suckin!!!

" I got misdemeanor, parole type pussy!! LOL" Too fucking funny..

Take me back

I used to love this movie, watched it again but it felt like the first time.

Picture me ROLLIN

Im not a big fan of Rhianna, but I like her style. And I would rock some of these same fits..

Please stop

Angel Lola luv is great to look at in some random rappers video. But a video vixen turned rapper? ummm ok....I'm gonna leave that one alone because its not a fair fight, I feel like a little kid terrorizing an ant.

But in the words of The Game & Kanye " You Wouldn't get Far"

Come on now Ricky...

The XXL Editors Received This Letter From Louis Vuitton Concerning The May 2009 Cover Of Rick Ross:




tsk tsk sounds like someone is play pimpin to me!!! At least go to the outlets homie!!!

Leave it to Wanda :)

There is nothing worse

I fucking hate parents like this...why do this to a child? Way to corrupt a pure and innocent gift from God.


Bri already stated this, but yea please someone slap the parents for me...Thanks!

I'll Be there

Since I will be in SoCal that weekend.....

Hey Mama

Funny How no matter who you are, you mama can make you feel like a little kid!

Can't wait to embarrass mine :)

Happy Mother Day!!

MOM - Job Description
POSITION:
Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT AND PROMOTION:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and this wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS:
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.

WW & Vimby

VIMBY - Weekend Warriors

I'm a jerk

Cop off of bay music. But someone kept singing this song when I would come around so it makes me LOL

Which one are you?

THE FOUR WOMEN MEN HAVE
Current mood: awake
Category: MySpace

1. Wifey

2. Baby girl

3. Side Piece

4. Jump Off

1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or fucks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, nevers nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day. Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection...which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.

2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but that's as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wifey really fucks up, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful Baby Girl, she tends to be as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl... she is extremely private and hates causing a scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifey and wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.

3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and other pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3-some or some late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hours. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either Wifey's or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more that one side piece, they usually know each other somehow...we kinda think there is a side piece network.com or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.

4) Jump Off...every man's dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to go about it. They are just the girls he holla at when he is with his boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her...he only recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby"s father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey ( something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off...she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.

Since you've been gone

I'm so tired and really just being lazy.

It's finals week and I have waited until the last moment to do all my homework. Thursday I ran a 3 mile race at work, and being the genius I am, not only did I forget my inhaler but I also forgot to take allergy medicine and then I decided to run around....so in the middle of my race I have an asthma attack. Then being the dumb, competitive bitch I am, I decide that I am gonna keep running because I don't wanna loose. (I swear on my death bed I will be competing with the dying geezer next to me on who will die first) Thank god for Tharpedo, who would bring me back to my senses. He stayed with me and made me walk so that I didn't completely break down. And we weren't last. WOO HOO!!!

Then yesterday I had my softball game. Wherein my team makes me play 2nd base, which I was a little excited about. Until I realized how much 2nd base does!!! Now I tell everyone.....I'm a daydreamer....if you have ever watched Scrubs I am very similar to that guy. I can daydream in the middle of people talking straight to me, I daydream in the middle of presentations I give at work, Homework, classrooms, all the fucking time. And most recently I have found I daydream while playing in my softball games..... Anywho there were many times yesterday where I would be in the middle of my mind wandering and then once back to reality a softball was headed my way. FUCK!! But the highlight of my game was when I was plowed into by one of the guys, mostly my fault I am sure!!! Because after my team realized how much action 2nd base was getting, they then proceeded to add me to 1st base. Which I have NO IDEA HOW TO FUCKING PLAY!!! All I knew was the inside bag is mine, the outside bag is the runners. Anyway one guy smashes the ball, I up to 1st, but no one is gonna get the ball to me in time so I know he will round it. He says "Watch out babygirl" but when I look behind me I notice that if I move back and he rounds the outside bag he will slam right into me, so I step closest to my bag and BLAM!!! He rounds the inside bag instead and runs into me anyway.

And then I can tell the poor man is conflicted because as soon as he gets up he tries to pick me up, but then realizes the ball isn't in yet, so he starts running with me!!!! So I am screaming at him to LET ME GO!! and he keeps asking " ARE YOU OK!?!? I guess I end up pushing him because somehow he ends up on his back, and then the poor man runs back to 1st. So his team is booo-ing because they think I intentionally blocked him, my team is clapping and laughing their ass off. This guy is still worried that I am dead I guess, and it was just a mess. So now I have a big bruise on my left ass cheek. And might I add you never know how much you use your ass muscles until one of them is bruised.

More Sean Lyles shots, not really related to the past few days but I like pictures of shoes.
Not sure why.....

Just to be clear.....

Since its on my mind and I can't seem to sleep anyway....I figured that this would be as good of a time as any to mention, I get a lot of inspiration, pictures, and overall ideas about certain subjects from "other" blogs, people, websites, etc.

While I feel I am a creative person, a lot of the time I am also just mimicking what others have already blogged about and posted. So I gotta give credit where credit is due....Wknd Warriors, Ashton Marie are my current "Muses" the inspire different parts of me. Ashton Marie reminds me of my days as a writer, passionate poet, a dancer, and my long lasting lover affair with the written word. The days where I felt at home in wandering the nights of frisco finding a smoke filled coffee shop and expressing every thought in my head, or simply listening to the thoughts of others. Caught in my own personal verbal daydream that came to life, and only specific types of people could sit back and voyeuristically get caught in the same dream.

The Weekend Warriors inspire me for other reasons, mainly because I can see a lot of myself in both the girls. 1 is a foul mouthed tom-boy that has a opinions and a personality VERY SIMILAR TO MINE. (practically identical, I would seriously contact her and ask to get our DNA tested if we weren't two completely different races) While the 2nd seems a little more reserved, but is very sarcastic and also has an obsession with the written word. (Plus she was a dancer as well) I guess its the Gemini in me that can relate to all these women on completley different levels, but nevertheless they caught my "eye" because of how relatable they are to me personally. Therefore they inspire me as well.

Sean Lyles (who I found through the WW website) just takes ill ass shots, and while I can't really say I can relate to him specifically........I do LOVE his imagery, and how can u NOT appreciate someone covered in tatoos???!?!?


Anywho I listed the blogs that inspire me below on the err....right I believe.
So I just wanted to shout them out, and give a big thanks for being my inspiration.

Where you from?

in the words of Doey Rock "I'm from Northern Californ"

Just took a test on facebook and look where it said I'm from....go figure!!!

Where You From - Doey Rock

Public Service Announcement

I'm a jealous bitch!!! If you're trying to get my attention, making me jealous is NOT THE WAY TO DO IT!!!!

Back to your regularly scheduled program :)

Multicolor Spring Palette collection

Louis Vuitton's Harajuku store in Tokyo changed it's look to reflect their participation of the Japanese pop-artist Takashi Murakami for his Multicolor Spring Palette collection.

Got a big ego?

if your in the area